dickflavouredsoup:

her eyes were the colour of

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jewrunk:

give me boys or give me death

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heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

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bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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